Eclipse is the One Ring?

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The Lord of the Tools9 tools were given to the leaders of open source, who hungered for power. 7 to Microsoft developers, who loved darkness, gold, and war.3 were given to web developers, the fairest and wisest of all. Indarkness and with guile, one tool was crafted in the depths of siliconvolcano. One tool to rule them all, one tool to find them, one tool tobring them all and in the darkness bind them. After the fall of IBM, the One Tool was lost to the developers. But oneday it fell into the hands of the most curious of creatures. Aninnocent startup who would forever change the course of Middle IT.In case anybody tries to rip off my writing, this was written by me, Jake Munson